The Story of Kai and ******

As told by Job, chairman of iWorm:

(NOTE: irrelevant parts were omitted)

kaishi
imagine urself
against a wall
tehn
****** come over
and put one hand on the wall
then ****** whisper do u love me
then kaishi smiled shyly
and said no i dont love u r u joking *giggles*
then ****** say
ur giggling is like bells chiming in my ears

15/9/2008		4:54:24 PM		❝BïG_мσџṣɛ❞-- 1410days Portamouse-ing || in just 6 weeks, 3 assessments worth a total of 43% have passed. | 3 more coming		[[ 君华 ]] junhua ezoac(:, [ejarel] - the real folk blues, nuraini. this is the best feeling, going merry, kaishi 回想，回响。 一定不会忘记。 memories forevermore, >>>Jean>> netteoritis, Zeddy, eileen		*ring ring*
15/9/2008		4:54:24 PM		going merry		[[ 君华 ]] junhua ezoac(:, [ejarel] - the real folk blues, nuraini. this is the best feeling, kaishi 回想，回响。 一定不会忘记。 memories forevermore, >>>Jean>> netteoritis, ❝BïG_мσџṣɛ❞-- 1410days Portamouse-ing || in just 6 weeks, 3 assessments worth a total of 43% have passed. | 3 more coming, Zeddy, eileen		not that kind u gay
15/9/2008		4:54:24 PM		kaishi 回想，回响。 一定不会忘记。 memories forevermore		[[ 君华 ]] junhua ezoac(:, [ejarel] - the real folk blues, nuraini. this is the best feeling, going merry, >>>Jean>> netteoritis, ❝BïG_мσџṣɛ❞-- 1410days Portamouse-ing || in just 6 weeks, 3 assessments worth a total of 43% have passed. | 3 more coming, Zeddy, eileen		yea yea and then alarm clock rings, and everyone wakes up
15/9/2008		4:54:25 PM		going merry		[[ 君华 ]] junhua ezoac(:, [ejarel] - the real folk blues, nuraini. this is the best feeling, kaishi 回想，回响。 一定不会忘记。 memories forevermore, >>>Jean>> netteoritis, ❝BïG_мσџṣɛ❞-- 1410days Portamouse-ing || in just 6 weeks, 3 assessments worth a total of 43% have passed. | 3 more coming, Zeddy, eileen		more like ting a ling a ling

"are you sure i am only a bell chiming in ur ears?"
"i want to be a gong resounding in ur heart"
"send ripples throughout ur body"
****** wobbled and fell down

(I got cut off so I missed this part of the story, something abt muscular chest. Whoever has it please insert.)

"oh ****** moi un petit ami!"
kaishi gong my heart!
"ok i will gong ur heart"
then kaishi touched the chest a little
****** fainted
"ah ****** why did u faint!?"
cpr cpr!
kaishi held ******s head
tenderly
and
gave him a true love's kiss

a few million yrs in the making
****** suddenly grew donkey ears
"oh ****** ur donkey ears c'est belle!"

How the hell do you contain your laughter in lectures like this?!