iTruth

FIRST POST OF iTRUTH.

[edit: just thought that we ought to show the post that started it all. for thine ease of reference(: yours truly, jeanette, who hacked into kai's account. kidding. this is done with her approval of course. kekeke]

this post is a collaboration between jeanette, junhua and moi (:

it is also dedicated to ravioli guys!

.THE. FACTS you never knew about them. (trust us, we got them firsthand):

PHILEMON: (more affectionately known as PHILEGAY): has weird fetishes. e.g. he fantasizes about people (guys in particular, esp distinguished males from CS) dressed up in sailormoon costumes. has an intense liking for aladdin, and also PINCHES JOB'S BUTT

JOB: loves philegay, but has an affair with terence who is now cheating openly on the latter with weiliang (not of our OG). Scandalous! talks about disney princesses more than any other normal girl. has pan's labyrinth eyes that penetrates rights into your soul. and the eyes on his hands blinks, winks and bats the eyelashes in a most fascinating and feminine fashion. ( ooh alliteration ) thinks that he is too cool to run. for anything. most often heard phrase ABOUT him: "JOB! i love you! you're so cute!"

TERENCE: (see above on job). also advocates the speaking of chinese to get cheaper prices for VEGETABLES. (cue sound: SO AUNTIE!!!) so far, the most grounded individual... relative to the rest. RELATIVE we emphasize.

ZED: relatively scandal free. EXCEPT for the scores of girls he is always seen with. as well as a certain *AHEM*. you know what we're talking about (: thinks that it is NOT manly to hold an umbrella. yes, even in a THUNDERSTORM.

ALEX: HUAT AH! erm. he's well known to be a purple zebra crossing. but has pretty girlfriends (huh???) also secretly likes to paint his nails, or rather, does not like to remove nail polish, probably cos he's got feminine tendencies too. aiyar he's the epitome of gayness.

so the moral of the story is, our dearest ravi guys are eccentric.... and GAY. but we love them anyway... ... right? yes guys, we love you (: purple zebra crossings and all (: